LETTER TO SAINT PETER:
Office of St Peter Celestial Realm Attn. Saint Peter. Office of hypocrisy Liberty University Sir: I write to request your forgiveness of Jerry Falwell Jr. He feels awful about being caught watching the pool boy shtup his wife. While he feels sorry for Becky, having to find her liaisons in other ways, he has assured me that he will now whack-off watching porn DVDs, there ...